cookies

ok this is basically just a base… add whatever you want to this part ??? stress baking bc law school also property readings i don’t want to do and i still don’t think possession is 9/10ths of the law… whoever said that was boosting. it might be like 3. Ingredients: 2 cups all purpose flour…

Soft Pretzels

Ingredients: 1 1/2 cups warm water 1 tablespoon sugar 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 package active dry yeast (or alternatively… use 1tbs(ish) of bread machine yeast that you conveniently have in your fridge) 4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour, approximately 1/4 cup unsalted butter, melted 10 cups water 2/3 cup baking soda 1 large egg yolk…

Buttermilk(?) Pancakes

This recipe brought to you by an unwillingness to look up previously used recipes, and a walk down to the Saturday market for maple syrup (and the angry man selling it). While not fluffy, these dense pancakes were quickly deemed, “elite,” by the master pancake flipper himself. dry ingredients (almost as dry as Ben Shapiros’…

cast iron skillet apple pie

ok back because evidently have been slacking on this and needed something to do today so i don’t kill my whole family. ingredients: crust: ***preheat over to 400*** 2.5 cups flour + more for rolling 2/3 cups vegetable shortening (cold) 1tsp salt — ok more than you think apparently according to my father who i…

Banana Bread (loaf??)

ok. Ozzy’s is better. shit. Heres mine though. ingredients: .5 cup softened butter 1 cup sugar 2 eggs beaten 1.5 cups flour 1sp baking soda 3 to 4 mashed bananas .5 cup sour cream fold in some coarse salt chopped walnuts and/or bakers chocolate if available instructions: cream butter and sugar together until light add…

Cinnamon Rolls

step 1 of making the most of a birthday during quarantine step 2 is having the best people. Ingredients: Dough: 1 cup warm milk ½ cup + 1 tbs granulated sugar (divided) 1 tbs active dry yeast 2 eggs room temperature 6 tbs butter melted vanilla extract 4 to 4.5 cups flour 1 tsp salt cinnamon Filling: 1 cup brown sugar 2 spoon fulls…

Bored Bitch Makes Brownies !!

would like to first thank both prof sacco and lewis capaldi for sad boy hours bringing on this segment of baking preheat oven to 325 (i think this is the first time i have actually preheated, and not gone ‘oh fuck’ everythings ready and the oven is cold – progress!) ingredients: 4 eggs whisked until…

Apple Cobbler

day (???) quarantine baking !! beautiful day out to stay inside !! again !! would like to thank Tina making apple crisp at 1am for the inspiration. also sorry mom for not using your recipe. filling: 7ish apples (i had small ones so basically just guess based on how big your baking tray is going…

Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookies

went for a 5K today – and proceeded to bake cookies. this is what balance looks like. ingredients: yeild – 3 dozen ish 1 cup butter (melted) 1 cup white sugar .5 cup light brown sugar 2 eggs vanilla 3 cups flour 1.5 cup old fashioned oats (not instant) 1.5tsp baking soda salt (depending on…