the chocolate chip recipe that made his friends like me

me, making friends through bribery and baked goods continues. also, a good recipe to top off 2 years.

  • 1 cup butter (kinda half melt in the microwave)
  • 1 cup dark brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup white sugar
  • 2 eggs
  • 3 cups AP flour
  • 1 and a half teaspoon baking soda
  • coarse salt
  • f*ck ton of chocolate chunks
  1. Preheat oven to 410 degrees.
  2. In a large mixing bowl, cream together butter, brown sugar, and sugar with whisk for 4 minutes ish or until it becomes light brown
  3. Add eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each one
  4. Stir flours, baking soda, and salt in separate bowl –> Mix until just combined to avoid overmixing but tbh doesnt happen often if mixing by hand… Stir in chocolate chunks and put in the fridge until the dough is cold
  5. Separate dough into large balls and place on lightly colored cookie sheet. Honestly they need to be chonkers. Bake for 9-12 minutes or until golden brown on the top. Let them rest for at least 10 minutes to set. actually. it makes a difference. idiot.
  6. enjoy with the milk of your choice. although gross if you’re still drinking cow milk. grow up.
how to trap a man with baked goods ^ see above

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